शौचालय का समय और मेरे धड़ का दौरा

One for all the piss lovers out there! And for those who are a fan of my body, but perhaps haven't yet seen it in its ‘full glory'. And by that, I mean showing off how radiotherapy to my pelvis in the mid 90's, has left me with a rather lacking bum cheek. Which left me so crippingly self conscious that even this time last year, I'd have laughed at you and told you to “Fuck off! “ If you'd told me I'd be on a porn site by the end of the summer! Haha. Anyway, after peeing, and the tour of my torso, I then finish off with a jiggle with my jugs